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Why do I let these things happen...?

How did I let all you idiots drag me away from my lab? How? Xaldin, if you spiked my iced tea, I'm going to hurt you.

Either way, now that I've had time to unwind from the complete and utter INSANITY you all put me through, I can reflect on the more, admittedly, entertaining moments of this weekend.

I suppose watching you all prove what idiots you truly are isn't so bad - especially when one of the results is the back of Axel's head spontaneously making good friends with the floor. Not to mention pinning Riku AND Sora to the floor - AND IF ANY OF YOU MENTION THAT WHOLE MARLUXIA AND LARXENE TACKLING ME TO THE FLOOR THING, I'LL PERFORM INAPPROPRIATE EXPERIMENTS ON YOU IN YOUR SLEEP. *ahem*

Anyway, I might be convinced to continue to observe these idiot outings - perhaps I'll learn something and perhaps pigs will fly, but at least I can laugh my ass off at you fools.

.......And as for the complete ignoramus that decided to steal my exam gloves: if you think I only keep them in the lab, then you're sadly mistaken. Besides, I can get more down the street, you buffoon


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Nov. 16th, 2007 05:45 am (UTC)
Why would I poison you? I mean, the only thing worthy of that would be an aphrodisiac, and seriously, that wouldn't have gotten you much further than my bedroom... You went out with us of your own accord, Vexen. Admit it. -_-

Besides, we needed the munny. You like to eat, don't you?
Nov. 16th, 2007 06:55 pm (UTC)
Of course I like to eat - I'm missing a heart, not my stomach -_-
Nov. 16th, 2007 01:13 pm (UTC)
Just letting you know I did -NOT- take your gloves... I'd be amazed if I could find them with all the soot in the air from me using your little chemistry set! =^_^=

... That was fun. I'm going to sneak in there every time you're out now I think!
Nov. 16th, 2007 06:56 pm (UTC)
I have two words for you, Marluxia: WEED KILLER.
Nov. 17th, 2007 12:51 am (UTC)
... and I have two for you sir, FREAKY-ASS EYEBALL!!
Nov. 17th, 2007 03:18 am (UTC)
That's three words, you buffoon - you just used a hyphen -_-
Nov. 17th, 2007 03:47 am (UTC)
Vexen I swear to fucking god, if you mention that incident again, I'll be the one doing YOUR rectal exam.

I don't do nice enemas. (Or wash my hands after >D)
Nov. 17th, 2007 07:41 pm (UTC)
You're slipping, Number 8. Again? I've only mentioned it once. It's the fact that everyone remembers it fondly that irritates you, isn't it?

Silly child. You'll grow up some day. Maybe.
Nov. 18th, 2007 07:32 pm (UTC)
I do remember a time when you paraded down the hall with your shield and a woman's bathing suit. I think Riku may have it on film.

Yeah, maybe.
Nov. 20th, 2007 01:34 am (UTC)
O_o Fucking sake...
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